Director: Otto PremingerStars: Robert Mitchum, Marilyn Monroe, Rory Calhoun, Tommy Rettig
Year: 1954
Rating: NR
A sturdy, likable western set in the Pacific Northwest (though shot in Canada), River of No Return features Marilyn Monroe in yet another good dramatic performance that proves she was capable of more than the comedic, bubble-headed blond characters the industry (and fans) would eventually push her into.
Robert Mitchum stars as Matt Calder, a rancher with a dark past whose young son Mark (Tommy Rettig) is coming to live with him after the death of the boy's mother. Arriving late to pick up the boy, Calder fins Mark in the capable hands of Kay (Monroe), a saloon singer whose taken a motherly interest in the boy, even going so far as to berate Matt for being so late and leaving his son alone in such a wild, unsettled western town. Calder thanks Kay for her kindness and departs with the boy, just in time for Kay's boyfriend - conman and gambler Harry Weston - shows up to tell her they have to blow town; he's won a gold claim in a card game, and needs to get to the claims office before anyone else does to make sure he declares ownership first. Kay (and viewers) get the distinct impression that Harry might not have won his fortune legally, but Kay loves her man, so goes along with the idea ... even though, with no horse or way out of town, he tells her he's rented a raft to sail down the river to town, instead.
But the river is called "the river of no return" by the local Indians (who live in an unfriendly peace with the white colonists) for nothing; full of twists and turns and dangerous rapids that come upon you with no warning, local legend has it that anyone going down the river has yet to survive ... and sure enough, early the next morning a frazzled and wet Kay and Harry are pulled from the rapid currents by none other than Matt and Mark Calder, who have settled into Matt's cabin near the river.
Hospitality abounds, the Calders feeding their guests and Matt cautioning Harry not to try the river on his rafter - while Kay, just happy to see Mark again, practices more mothering - but that hospitality isn't much appreciated when Harry "borrows" Matt's gun and horse, threatening to shoot him and his son if he doesn't let him and Kay use the horse to ride into town so he may stake his claim. Kay is so angered by Harry's actions, she actually stays behind with Matt and Mark - hoping this will guarantee Harry's promise that he'll be back right after staking his gold claim - and soon Harry is riding off, leaving Matt and Mark and Kay without a gun to fight off any attacks from the local Indians ... and no way to get away from them if they need it.
Except for the raft. When, sure enough, an Indian attack forces Matt to use the raft so the three of them aren't killed, Matt decides to sail the thing all the way into town - revenge on Harry his only goal. But can one man, his young son, and a beautiful saloon singer ride the rapids and survive the rough trip down the rive or no return? Even as, with the river enough to navigate alone, they also have to fight off Indian attacks from the shoreline?
Robert Mitchum and Marilyn Monroe have some genuine on-screen chemistry here, further enhanced by the spectacular Canadian backdrop thanks to the CinemaScope process this entertaining western was shot in. Monroe is, of course and as always, absolutely engaging on-screen, with real glimmers of genuine acting talent in what is in many ways a one-note role. The journey of Matt, Mark and Kay down the river is exciting, dangerous, and even tinged with romance/sexual tension - all held together nicely via director Otto Preminger, who keeps the reins held in on the performances.
Viewers used to seeing Marilyn in romantic comedies REALLY need to see this one - but even for someone like me, who is not usually into westerns, River of No Return was a nice treat ... and even nicer surprise. ***1/2 - Reel Cool-Reel Awesome












